Well, she’s not really my auntie. She’s my cousin and I met her for the first time today! She touched my head and I held her hand. She’s so nice to me. I love her.
I was so excited that I met cousin Emma and uncle Marty for the first time today that I pooped on mommy! Daddy couldn’t stop laughing. I think I’ll do that again sometime.
I also gave mommy a little kiss on her finger to let her know I still love her. Despite her being covered in poo.
so Mr. Zachary – Granny P and I would like to visit – when are you availabull? You seem a bit bored and probably need some crazy old relative to stop in and hug you?
I am armed and ready to hug, hold and belch! We can bond and rebond (maybe share a bottle or 2?).
Please contact my secretary (see below) for arrangements! Love, PJ
Dear Zachary, we currently have the following dates open for you. Today and forever. Love grammaP