{"id":605,"date":"2016-07-21T19:06:15","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T23:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=321"},"modified":"2022-12-22T14:44:47","modified_gmt":"2022-12-22T14:44:47","slug":"selfies-or-in-this-case-henries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"Selfies (Or In This Case, Henries)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"1244\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?resize=700%2C1244&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-755 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?w=1152&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-38.jpg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?resize=576%2C1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-752\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-21_20-13-47.jpg?w=1152&amp;ssl=1 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I knew I shouldn&#8217;t have let him operate the camera. He didn&#8217;t even tell me when he was going to take the selfie! And then he took a picture of me sleeping right after. How rude.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[8],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-605","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary","9":"post_tag-google_photo"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":756,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions\/756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}