{"id":333,"date":"2016-07-17T15:14:36","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T15:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henry.buchholz.news\/?p=333"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:32:24","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:32:24","slug":"the-good-ship-friendship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"The Good Ship Friendship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8663\/28487173716_72cc125835_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8663\/28487173716_72cc125835_m.jpg?resize=180%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>I made a new friend today. He said his name is &#8216;Elbow&#8217; and I think he has a bit of a sunburn. I also think he may have swallowed a helium balloon. But that doesn&#8217;t matter. He&#8217;s soft, he loves me, and he doesn&#8217;t mind if I suck on his ear.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made a new friend today. He said his name is &#8216;Elbow&#8217; and I think he has a bit of a sunburn. I also think he may have swallowed a helium balloon. But that doesn&#8217;t matter. He&#8217;s soft, he loves me, and he doesn&#8217;t mind if I suck on his ear. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=333\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-333","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-henry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":611,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}