{"id":330,"date":"2016-07-27T10:07:49","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T14:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=330"},"modified":"2022-12-21T20:54:24","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T20:54:24","slug":"close-encounters-of-the-nurse-kind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Close Encounters Of The Nurse Kind"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"933\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C933&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-730 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/16-07-24_16-03-08-scaled.jpg?w=1400 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>The visiting nurse came today. She interrupted play time though! This thing makes noises and lights up. It&#8217;s so fascinating. I can&#8217;t imagine anything more interesting. Anyway, the nurse said I look great (no kidding!) and weigh 13lbs, 14oz. Wow!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The visiting nurse came today. She interrupted play time though! This thing makes noises and lights up. It&#8217;s so fascinating. I can&#8217;t imagine anything more interesting. Anyway, the nurse said I look great (no kidding!) and weigh 13lbs, 14oz. Wow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[8],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-330","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary","9":"post_tag-google_photo"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":731,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}