{"id":324,"date":"2016-07-14T19:09:07","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T23:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=324"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","slug":"reverse-brain-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Brain Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7568\/28487191806_c558380cf7_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7568\/28487191806_c558380cf7_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I decided it was time to give Henry his brain back after I sucked it out a week or so ago. He did not see that coming!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 330px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8141\/28487202156_014ebc097e_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8141\/28487202156_014ebc097e_m.jpg?resize=320%2C180&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">And here he is a little while later. Still in shock. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll get over it.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-324","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":666,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions\/666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}