{"id":311,"date":"2016-06-05T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2016-06-05T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henry.buchholz.news\/?p=311"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:32:24","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:32:24","slug":"heisman-henry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"Heisman Henry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7500\/27418032430_472c600531_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7500\/27418032430_472c600531_b.jpg?resize=224%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"224\" height=\"320\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a> Or is it Henry Heisman? I guess it doesn&#8217;t matter since my mommy says no football for me. Maybe I&#8217;ll play basketball instead. Or join the debate team. Or star in the theater. So many choices! It&#8217;s making me tired. I&#8217;m just going to close my eyes and think about it for a while&#8230; zzzzzz&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or is it Henry Heisman? I guess it doesn&#8217;t matter since my mommy says no football for me. Maybe I&#8217;ll play basketball instead. Or join the debate team. Or star in the theater. So many choices! It&#8217;s making me tired. I&#8217;m just going to close my eyes and think about it for a while&#8230; zzzzzz&#8230; &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=311\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-jhbuchholz","post-311","format-standard","category-buchholz","category-henry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":621,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}