{"id":306,"date":"2016-06-19T16:27:12","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T20:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=306"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","slug":"fathers-day-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"Father&#8217;s Day. Attack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 125px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8652\/27903223483_080d982b88_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8652\/27903223483_080d982b88_m.jpg?resize=115%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"115\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">My preparations are complete. It&#8217;s almost time to launch Operation Brain Suck!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 215px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8419\/28235341780_bcaaa03c71_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8419\/28235341780_bcaaa03c71_m.jpg?resize=205%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"205\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at him sitting over there all unawares. Yes, that&#8217;s it! Go to sleep little Henry.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 125px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8791\/28235361650_d116f6d1de_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8791\/28235361650_d116f6d1de_m.jpg?resize=115%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"115\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">There&#8217;s my opening!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 125px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8110\/27903186613_98f862ba05_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8110\/27903186613_98f862ba05_m.jpg?resize=115%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"115\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mmmmm&#8230;. brains!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 165px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8610\/28413491502_0d42723873_m.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8610\/28413491502_0d42723873_m.jpg?resize=155%2C155&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"155\" height=\"155\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mission accomplished. Time for a victory nap.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-306","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":670,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}