{"id":280,"date":"2016-05-31T21:55:09","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T01:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=280"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","slug":"zzzzzzzzzzzz-is-for-zachary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=280","title":{"rendered":"Zzzzzzzzzzzz is for Zachary!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-05-14_14-08-57.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-14_14-08-57.jpg?resize=225%2C169\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>What can I say? I&#8217;m living the good life. People feed me. People bathe me. People clothe me. People hold me close while I sleep. I&#8217;m taking advantage of all they have to offer here! I&#8217;ve put on several pounds in the last few weeks and now weigh nearly 9 1\/2 pounds. If you haven&#8217;t seen me in a while you probably wouldn&#8217;t recognize me now.<\/p>\n<p>I still have my feeding tube in, unlike Henry. Mommy, daddy, and the nurses keep trying to get me to take my entire meal by bottle and I keep falling asleep halfway through. I can&#8217;t help it. I just like to sleep. Sleep is where I&#8217;m a viking!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-05-14_15-25-32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-14_15-25-32.jpg?resize=225%2C169\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Just about the only bad thing about this place is the papa&#8230; papa&#8230; paparazzi (that&#8217;s a big word). Every time I open my eyes there is a camera in my face. Can&#8217;t a guy just get some peace and quiet?! Anyway, I&#8217;ve got some dreams to catch up on. Good night.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-05-15_14-43-36.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-15_14-43-36.jpg?resize=175%2C300\" width=\"175\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-30_15-50-29.jpg?resize=233%2C300\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-21_12-55-56.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-21_12-55-56.jpg?resize=175%2C300\" width=\"175\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-05-26_12-25-48.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-05-26_12-25-48.jpg?resize=133%2C300\" width=\"133\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can I say? I&#8217;m living the good life. People feed me. People bathe me. People clothe me. People hold me close while I sleep. I&#8217;m taking advantage of all they have to offer here! I&#8217;ve put on several pounds in the last few weeks and now weigh nearly 9 1\/2 pounds. If you haven&#8217;t &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=280\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-280","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":674,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions\/674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}