{"id":263,"date":"2016-05-08T11:08:09","date_gmt":"2016-05-08T15:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=263"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:33:37","slug":"food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"Food!"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>There I am. Getting fed. I love being fed. I used to be fed exclusively through a tube. I could eat and sleep. I was a real multitasker. A while back I mentioned that I was getting special time with mommy to learn another way to feed. And now I’m learning an even different way. I have to be awake to eat sometimes now. I can’t simply sleep through it. I kind of liked it better before but this is what mommy and daddy say I have to do if I ever want to come home. I plan to be a quick learner.<\/p>\n

This isn’t my first bottle. Daddy gave me my first bottle and I drank it all up. But mommy didn’t take pictures of it.<\/p>\n

(Note: A nurse actually gave me my first bottle in the middle of the night but it seems important for\u00a0daddy to think he gave me my first bottle so I’ll humor him for now.)<\/p>\n

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Update:<\/strong> Mommy actually did have photos. Both of daddy feeding me and of my first bottle!<\/p>\n

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There I am. Getting fed. I love being fed. I used to be fed exclusively through a tube. I could eat and sleep. I was a real multitasker. A while back I mentioned that I was getting special time with mommy to learn another way to feed. And now I’m learning an even different way. … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-jhbuchholz","post-263","format-standard","category-buchholz","category-zachary"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":677,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions\/677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}