{"id":210,"date":"2016-04-21T15:07:01","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T19:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=210"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","slug":"youll-have-to-speak-up-im-wearing-a-towel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll Have To Speak Up, I&#8217;m Wearing A Towel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-21_14-19-47.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-21_14-19-47.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s me in the headphones. The nice doctor gave me a head massage and then stuck some things on me, including the headphones. She then proceeded to give me a hearing test. Those were some weird noises. Not too weird I guess. I slept through most of it.<\/p>\n<p>The end result was that I passed the test with my right ear and YOU&#8217;LL HAVE TO <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-21_15-07-58.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-21_15-07-58.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>SPEAK UP WHEN TALKING TO MY LEFT EAR.<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding. The test isn&#8217;t very precise and sometimes they want to do a more thorough examination. I will have to leave my room and go visit the eye and ear specialist so they can complete the hearing tests for my left ear.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-21_15-03-42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-21_15-03-42.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This was after mommy whispered something into my left ear. I pretended I couldn&#8217;t hear her. I can&#8217;t believe she fell for it!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me in the headphones. The nice doctor gave me a head massage and then stuck some things on me, including the headphones. She then proceeded to give me a hearing test. Those were some weird noises. Not too weird I guess. I slept through most of it. The end result was that I passed &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=210\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-210","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":686,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}