{"id":193,"date":"2016-03-23T13:34:27","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T13:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henry.buchholz.news\/?p=193"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:32:36","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:32:36","slug":"always-give-100","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Always Give 100%"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.henry.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-03-18_12-23-43.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/>&#8230; unless you&#8217;re giving blood. Which I did yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>First the kindly nurse gave me a delectable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.webmd.com\/parenting\/baby\/news\/20100527\/sugar-water-eases-vaccine-pain-for-babies\">sugar water cocktail<\/a>. Then she poked my leg\u00a0with a gigantic needle and squeezed my leg. I was so tough. Mommy almost fainted when she saw the needle go in but I just kept drooling on my chin and fingers. The nurse put a tiny drop of blood on several strips of test paper and said these were for standard tests. Barely two weeks old and I&#8217;m already participating in standardized testing. Mommy is proud.<\/p>\n<p>Today I made up for yesterday&#8217;s blood loss by gaining 50 grams of pure muscle. Or baby fat. Whatever. Zachary only gained 10. Who&#8217;s the big brother now?!<\/p>\n<p>He still is? Oh. Poop.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; unless you&#8217;re giving blood. Which I did yesterday. First the kindly nurse gave me a delectable sugar water cocktail. Then she poked my leg\u00a0with a gigantic needle and squeezed my leg. I was so tough. Mommy almost fainted when she saw the needle go in but I just kept drooling on my chin and &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=193\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-jhbuchholz","post-193","format-standard","category-buchholz","category-henry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":647,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}