{"id":173,"date":"2016-04-10T15:06:37","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T19:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=173"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","slug":"i-am-galactus-devourer-of-worlds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"I am Galactus, Devourer of Worlds!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-10_15-06-22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-10_15-06-22.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>I know. You&#8217;ve seen photos of me like this before. Someone is holding me and my head is sticking out from my warming blanket. This one is different. It comes with a story.<\/p>\n<p>For several days I&#8217;ve been showing signs of being ready to feed from the breast. I wake up as feeding time approaches, move my mouth around, stick my fingers to my face, and lick anything I can reach. Today when I was lifted out of my isolette to be held I turned my head back and forth on the person&#8217;s chest and tried to find something to suckle. As part of my search I licked and drooled all over the place. Everyone was excited!<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately daddy was holding me and not only was there nothing to feed on, he tasted like saw dust and grass clippings. A real manly and real disgusting taste. Yeck!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know. You&#8217;ve seen photos of me like this before. Someone is holding me and my head is sticking out from my warming blanket. This one is different. It comes with a story. For several days I&#8217;ve been showing signs of being ready to feed from the breast. I wake up as feeding time approaches, &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=173\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-173","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":691,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}