{"id":171,"date":"2016-04-07T17:17:41","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T21:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=171"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","slug":"the-emperors-new-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"The Emperor&#8217;s New Clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-07_15-31-06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-07_15-31-06.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s me. The Emperor! Well, kind of. Daddy says he&#8217;s the Emperor. But I think mommy is right, he doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s talking about.<\/p>\n<p>These are my new clothes! The nurses let me put them on for the first time today because my skin is doing well and I&#8217;m controlling my body temperature well. I think I look pretty sharp. What was it that ZZ Top said about sharp dressed men?<\/p>\n<p>Anywhoo, get ready for daily fashion blasts from me, Zachary!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me. The Emperor! Well, kind of. Daddy says he&#8217;s the Emperor. But I think mommy is right, he doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s talking about. These are my new clothes! The nurses let me put them on for the first time today because my skin is doing well and I&#8217;m controlling my body temperature well. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=171\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-jhbuchholz","post-171","format-standard","category-buchholz","category-zachary"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":692,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}