{"id":160,"date":"2016-04-01T12:00:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T16:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/?p=160"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:34:04","slug":"auntie-em-auntie-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-01_15-47-47.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-01_15-47-47.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Well, she&#8217;s not really my auntie. She&#8217;s my cousin and I met her for the first time today! She touched my head and I held her hand. She&#8217;s so nice to me. I love her.<\/p>\n<p>I was so excited that I met cousin Emma and uncle Marty for the first time today that I pooped on mommy! Daddy couldn&#8217;t stop laughing. I think I&#8217;ll do that again sometime.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/16-04-01_18-12-46.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.zachary.buchholz.news\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-gallery\/thumb\/16-04-01_18-12-46.jpg?resize=135%2C180\" alt=\"\" width=\"135\" height=\"180\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I also gave mommy a little kiss on her finger to let her know I still love her. Despite her being covered in poo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, she&#8217;s not really my auntie. She&#8217;s my cousin and I met her for the first time today! She touched my head and I held her hand. She&#8217;s so nice to me. I love her. I was so excited that I met cousin Emma and uncle Marty for the first time today that I pooped &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/?p=160\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-jhbuchholz","4":"post-160","6":"format-standard","7":"category-buchholz","8":"category-zachary"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":695,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions\/695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/45-79-185-225.ip.linodeusercontent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}